Film·2006·1h 30m

Pretty Dead Things

HorrorComedy

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

Directed by Richard Griffin

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Cast

12 credited

Patrick Pitu
Patrick PituDenver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
William DeCoff
William DeCoffJohn Welles
Danielle Lozeau
Danielle LozeauJennifer Bond
Ashley Eaton
Ashley EatonShelby St. Exxmin
Ross Kelly
Ross KellyRex Van Horn
Alexandra Johnson
Alexandra JohnsonFemale Stripper
Salvatore Marchese
Salvatore MarcheseMayor Bowden
Jason Witter
Jason Witter Shane Starkweather
Jennifer Scharf
Jennifer ScharfKeller
Donald Foley
Donald FoleyMoe Blu
Robert Jude Buco
Robert Jude BucoClub Hell Janitor
Heather Cooney
Heather CooneyCheery Jogger

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